Why the Mexican Revolution can go fornicate itself with an iron rod.

Sun, 13 Nov 2005 01:23:49 GMT

First and formost i do not believe in *correct* grammar or punctuation. Secondly,this is not so much on how the Mexican Revolution sucks because i am sure it will overflow into other topics at some point. Let the ranting commence! (That made me feel like man right there, exclamation points do that to me sometimes)

Ok. Id like to say that Mr. Carter is a douche bag. When he is not working on improving his bust through his extensive consumption of honey glazed cashews or whatever the fuck he eats he is reminding the IB History of the Americas class how we have to remember every fact that spews out of his over-filled mouth two mays from now. Yeah....ill remember how much of an awesoem guy Calles was. Now the main problem with the stuff he assigns is that we assumes we remember everything and share his giddy schoolgirl-esque passion for history. I never liked Mexico and i never will. They gave us the taco, as far as im concerned they have achieved the role in the world. Mexico isnt it great? Hoosing the eldery out of housing they purchased in their great...erm...cesspool (TJ ftw). I can only imagine the looks on those wrinkled faces as the federales said "Due to Carranza nationalizing Mexicos oil you dont own this land so get your medicared asses off this land." Id assume their looked like they were constapated or possibly that they had recieved the news that MacGuyver had died. Ok back to Mr. Carters supple bosom. He does have a taught rack dont you agree? If i was Steven Tyler i would be all over that.

The IB program, ah yes in all of its life shattering glory. What this fine program was designed for was to shatter the nonexistant social lives of the *smart* students as well as fill their time with redundant tedius homework. Yes after 7 classes i really want to go home and spend the 6 hours i have doing homework and if im lucky ill get a whole 2 hours to myself! wewt! But wait, we dont even have weekends because the IB program feels the need to extend its cancerous grasp into our weekend. every friday night i say "FUCK YES TOMARROW I GET TO GO CONTRIBUTE TO MY COMMUNITY" thats right glorious community service. Personally, i love watching 13 year old girls to make sure they dont go run off and make out with guys, especially the ones with "i <3 lesbians" patches on their backpacks. If that is the communtiy im contributing to i think i will go live in a secluded cabin and frolic among the wildlife.

Last but not lest id like to thank Mr Mark Twain for making such wonderful books that schoolchildren are make to analyze to death. Huck Fin is wonderful read just like enemas are as enjoyable as a walk in the park on a nice spring day.

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Why the Mexican Revolution can go fornicate itself with an iron rod.